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November 10, 2002
A Sunday night chat with the Brizzoach
Current Music: Red Shoes - Elvis Costello
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:39:18 PM): do you think boobs are fascinating?
Willbro87 (6:39:42 PM): yes, I do believe they are facinating
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:40:02 PM): see, I don't get it
Willbro87 (6:40:13 PM): what? boobs?
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:40:18 PM): well, I guess I do. well, no. I don't know, guys are so amazed by boobs
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:40:29 PM): and the theory is it's because they don't have them
Willbro87 (6:40:33 PM): i know
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:40:36 PM): but girls don't have penises
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:40:52 PM): and they aren't amazed by them.... at least the ones I talk to
Willbro87 (6:41:19 PM): i dunno
Willbro87 (6:41:25 PM): i guess the penis is kind of ugly
Willbro87 (6:41:31 PM): and boobs are like...all nice and stuff
Willbro87 (6:41:37 PM): god...
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:41:38 PM): hahahahhahaha
Willbro87 (6:41:39 PM): i just said that
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:41:44 PM): that's great
Willbro87 (6:41:53 PM): yeah
Willbro87 (6:43:37 PM): but for real
Willbro87 (6:43:41 PM): boobs are cool
Willbro87 (6:43:46 PM): it's like kryptonite for guys
Willbro87 (6:43:49 PM): no guy can resist them
Willbro87 (6:44:24 PM): i think it's because we covet what we don't have
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:44:39 PM): hahhahhaa
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:44:42 PM): you are so awesome
Willbro87 (6:44:44 PM): and we don't get to be around boobs alot
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:53:03 PM): that's so funny
Willbro87 (6:53:11 PM): haha
Willbro87 (6:53:14 PM): i know
Willbro87 (6:53:17 PM): well, we don't
Willbro87 (6:53:23 PM): i mean, its like the mona lisa
Willbro87 (6:53:32 PM): that's why they have ropes around the mona lisa
Willbro87 (6:53:36 PM): so people don't touch it
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:53:41 PM): hahahhahahahhaha
Willbro87 (6:53:44 PM): so you have to look at it
Willbro87 (6:53:48 PM): the same with boobs
Willbro87 (6:54:05 PM): if you touch them, you get charged with sexual harassment, not to mention hatred by every female ever
Willbro87 (6:54:09 PM): so you just look
Willbro87 (6:54:10 PM): and admire
(Pause in boob conversation that is omitted for purpose of this journal)
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:54:54 PM): but yeah, back to boobs
Willbro87 (6:55:09 PM): "back to our regularly scheduled boob conversation"
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:55:25 PM): hahaha
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:55:32 PM): but I don't know
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:55:39 PM): it still doesn't seem to make sense to me
Willbro87 (6:55:40 PM): about what?
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:55:51 PM): like, how can it just be sooo amazing? it's just a body part
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:55:53 PM): like a toe
Willbro87 (6:56:01 PM): well, they're a particularly nice body part
Willbro87 (6:56:05 PM): and they've become taboo
Willbro87 (6:56:11 PM): and so therefore there is curiosity
Willbro87 (6:56:27 PM): like...all them jungle tribes with the women who don't cover their boobs
Willbro87 (6:56:31 PM): the guys probably don't care
Willbro87 (6:56:42 PM): "oh wow, more boobs"
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:56:47 PM): so it's just an american thing?
Willbro87 (6:56:51 PM): no
Willbro87 (6:56:55 PM): it's a people who wear clothes thing
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:57:03 PM): I see
Willbro87 (6:57:15 PM): you know that game show you bet your life?
Willbro87 (6:57:22 PM): its liek when they showed you the three curtains
Willbro87 (6:57:25 PM): and you picked one
Willbro87 (6:57:38 PM): and you just HAD to know what was behind the curtain
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:57:41 PM): heh, I have no idea what you are talking about
Willbro87 (6:57:48 PM): well, they had three curtains
Willbro87 (6:57:57 PM): and you picked something from behind one of them
Willbro87 (6:57:59 PM): it was a game show
Willbro87 (6:58:06 PM): and it could be good or bad
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:58:21 PM): uh huh...
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:58:27 PM): how does this relate back to boobs?
Willbro87 (6:58:38 PM): because, you just HAD to know what was behind the curtain
Willbro87 (6:58:42 PM): it's the same with boobs
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:58:50 PM): hahahaha
Willbro87 (6:58:52 PM): you can't see the whole boob, so you wonder about it
Willbro87 (6:59:03 PM): that's why bikinis are so popular
Willbro87 (6:59:10 PM): they leave just a little bit to the imagination
GuitarSoccerGirl (6:59:20 PM): hmm
Willbro87 (7:00:03 PM): and boobs are just cool
Willbro87 (7:00:27 PM): did I mention that already?
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:00:54 PM): so tell me, when referring to that part of the anatomy, what do you call them? boobs? knockers? tata's?
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:01:01 PM): yeah maybe
Willbro87 (7:01:07 PM): i call them boobs
Willbro87 (7:01:10 PM): boobs is the best word
Willbro87 (7:01:13 PM): or breasts
Willbro87 (7:01:16 PM): i like that one too
Willbro87 (7:01:21 PM): because I'm all formal that way
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:01:41 PM): this guy in our chorus was reading aloud and the word was beasts and he said "breasts" and you know he's never gonna live that down
Willbro87 (7:01:51 PM): yeah
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:01:55 PM): it's boobs all the way for me
Willbro87 (7:01:55 PM): you know what he was thinking about
Willbro87 (7:01:58 PM): yeah
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:02:02 PM): I can only say breast in context of chicken
Willbro87 (7:02:04 PM): it's short and to the point
Willbro87 (7:02:05 PM): yeah
Willbro87 (7:02:14 PM): and everybody knows what boobs means
Willbro87 (7:02:36 PM): god, i'm terrible
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:02:45 PM): haha, how's that?
Willbro87 (7:02:53 PM): i don't believe i've discussed boobs in length with a female before
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:03:20 PM): haha, I sure have!
Willbro87 (7:03:39 PM): lol
Willbro87 (7:03:40 PM): yeah
Willbro87 (7:04:04 PM): you have an easily acessible pair right in front of you
Willbro87 (7:05:05 PM): oh wow, you're typing alot
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:05:10 PM): yeah... but to us they so aren't a big deal... like, if a guy "accidently" brushes his hand across a girl chest, they don't notice or think anything of it unless he's a perv. but the guy is always all, "oh gosh, I'm so sorry!" and we're like, "what? dude, it's just a boob"
Willbro87 (7:05:19 PM): whoa
Willbro87 (7:05:24 PM): so ya'll don't care?
Willbro87 (7:05:28 PM): whoa
Willbro87 (7:05:34 PM): this is a revelation
Willbro87 (7:05:43 PM): looks like i'm gonna be having alot of accidents come tommorow
Willbro87 (7:05:46 PM): just kidding
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:05:52 PM): haha
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:06:09 PM): well, it's just not something we notice unless you are someone who is always trying to cop a feel on girls
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:06:17 PM): because it's just a body part
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:06:22 PM): but I guess you would notice if...
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:06:23 PM): yeah
Willbro87 (7:06:29 PM): yeah, well so is your crotch
Willbro87 (7:06:44 PM): and ANY guy would notice if a girl accidentally brushed that
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:07:43 PM): a guy friend of mine enlightened me to the fact that if a guy is touching his boob with his arm, the girl doesn't think anything of it, but really he's like, "whoa, I'm touching her boob"
Willbro87 (7:08:04 PM): yep
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:08:04 PM): he seems to use that tactic a lot
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:08:41 PM): I'm gonna post this in my journal. it's kinda creepy having a conversation I know I am going to post for the world
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:08:44 PM): yes, yes it is
Willbro87 (7:08:52 PM): yes, but it is strangely exciting
Willbro87 (7:09:17 PM): but now every girl will know how obsessed with boobs I am
Willbro87 (7:09:31 PM): and I will never get to use that tactic you were talking about
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:09:32 PM): you and every other guy
Willbro87 (7:09:48 PM): lol
Willbro87 (7:09:50 PM): yeah
Willbro87 (7:10:24 PM): i don't know
Willbro87 (7:10:33 PM): I can't exactly pinpoint the obsession
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:10:44 PM): okay, another question for our boob interview.... what does size mean to guys?
Willbro87 (7:11:49 PM): for me, size doesen't mean a whole lot
Willbro87 (7:12:13 PM): i mean, bigger ones are nice, but you shouldn't go for ones the size of rhoad island
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:12:30 PM): "go for", haha
Willbro87 (7:12:36 PM): i mean
Willbro87 (7:12:45 PM): girls shouldn't feel bad if they don't have a C cup
Willbro87 (7:12:52 PM): it really doesn't matter
Willbro87 (7:14:26 PM): boobs aren't a priority with me
Willbro87 (7:14:34 PM): it's just like a cool bonus
Willbro87 (7:14:38 PM): like heated seats on a car
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:15:11 PM): hahaha
Willbro87 (7:15:32 PM): not that i get any girls anyway
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:15:32 PM): always hot but never required?
Willbro87 (7:15:39 PM): exactly
Willbro87 (7:15:59 PM): well, boobs can be not hot
Willbro87 (7:16:05 PM): when they're so huge its a turn off
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:16:07 PM): like man boobs?
Willbro87 (7:16:14 PM): yeah, those too
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:16:43 PM): (we have to find a clever way to wrap this up)
Willbro87 (7:16:57 PM): (ok)
Willbro87 (7:17:05 PM): (should I make a final statement?)
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:17:08 PM): (so it can seem spontaneous and funny, but really, we were trying all along)
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:17:15 PM): (yes)
Willbro87 (7:17:40 PM): (hmm)
Willbro87 (7:17:56 PM): (ok, here it goes)
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:18:00 PM): (ok)
Willbro87 (7:19:18 PM): So I guess really what I'm saying is the whole boob thing can't be described. It's different for everybody. I guess it's one of life's little mysteries, like losing a sock in the dryer and belly button lint.
Sarah: (7:19:28 PM): I couldn't agree more.
Willbro87 (7:19:27 PM): (was that good?)
GuitarSoccerGirl (7:19:47 PM): (yes! here I go with posting!)
Posted by Sarah at November 10, 2002 07:57 PM
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Comments
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait......... what?
Posted by: Shawn at November 10, 2002 09:09 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Brizzoach rules.
Posted by: Jenna at November 10, 2002 10:15 PM
Sarah, oh WOW! an entire conversation (with a guy) about breasts, but honestly I don't think any girl understands the male interest in them.
so in MY conclusion...you're not alone in this long long search for an answer!
PS. My birthday is Thursday!
Posted by: Tori at November 11, 2002 08:53 PM
Ah yes. From now on I shall be known as "The Boobologist."
Posted by: The Brizzoach at November 11, 2002 10:19 PM
Well, well, well. What a convo. Brizzoach the boobologist. Has a ring to it. Milton is glad that Milton read that...it was a great mood lighten upper. Good Day Sarah.
Posted by: Milton at November 12, 2002 05:14 AM
My friends rock!
Posted by: Sam at November 18, 2002 01:15 PM
I just may be able to give an entirely different take on that whole conversation...
Posted by: Grant at November 18, 2002 08:43 PM
I like Milton boobs, but enough about me, let's talk about boobs. Oh, what? We already did? I missed it? I want to hear Grant's entirely different take. And don't forget to mention lesbians. Ok bye.
Posted by: Chris at November 24, 2002 05:29 PM
Wow! Grant commented on my site! I'm excited.... :-). Come back, friend! See you soon.
Posted by: Sarah at November 25, 2002 10:17 PM
There's never anything quite like a conversation about boobs.
Except boobs themselves. They, in many ways, are quite like a conversation about them. And yet, so much more....
Posted by: Giles at December 3, 2002 10:49 PM